{"id":408,"date":"2009-12-23T00:22:54","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T05:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/?p=408"},"modified":"2009-12-23T00:22:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T05:22:54","slug":"memorandum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"Memorandum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From:  Abbie<br \/>\nTo:  My Faithful Readers<br \/>\nRe:  Today&#8217;s Shameful Lack of Knitting Content<\/p>\n<p>Due to other obligations, I did not knit a stitch today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sternel\/4207392437\/\" title=\"The Great Cookie Caper by abbieprime, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2633\/4207392437_63ecb197df.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"The Great Cookie Caper\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However.  I did make 20 dozen cookies, give or take the ones we ate already.  I hope you can all find it in your hearts to be understanding.<\/p>\n<p>(If you&#8217;re wondering: chocolate chip (half semisweet and half &#8220;holiday&#8221; chips), almond jam thumbprints and raspberry ribbons in the center.)<\/p>\n<p>Since half of these cookies have jam in them, they can count as breakfast, right?  Right!<\/p>\n<p><small><i>I love the holidays so much it&#8217;s ridiculous.<\/i><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: Abbie To: My Faithful Readers Re: Today&#8217;s Shameful Lack of Knitting Content Due to other obligations, I did not knit a stitch today. However. I did make 20 dozen cookies, give or take the ones we ate already. I hope you can all find it in your hearts to be understanding. (If you&#8217;re wondering: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/?p=408\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Memorandum&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things-that-are-not-knitting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":411,"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ahtilden.net\/knit\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}